As the government’s Warm Biz energy saving campaign kicks into top gear, underwear maker Triumph International has come up with the fashionable little number pictured below. A garment that at first glance may appear a little cold for the office, but its use of an infrared thermal lining (whatever one of those is) means that the wearer should barely feel the cold.
The added inclusion of bra gel-pads, that can be heated in a microwave and then placed into the cups, means busty bureaucrats will be both snug and sexy. Their inclusion allegedly catching the eye of Kuniko Inoguchi, Minister of State for Gender Equality, and also – perhaps appropriately – Minister of State for Youth Affairs and Measures for Declining Birthrate.
Policy briefings may never be the same again.