with premium picks,
as well as more basic barrel-based buffets available.
All cleverly coupled with commercials that are almost as sickly as what’s being sold.*
And of course Christmas simply wouldn’t be Christmas (even though it’s not even nearly Christmas) without the practically traditional practice of cosplaying colonels.
*This is last year’s commercial as the current one hasn’t been illegally uploaded yet, although rest assured they are very similar, with grinning and grease the main ingredients.