Japanese beverage giant, Calpis, is best known for, erm, Calpis, but the company has also opted to diversify its drinks range somewhat, and now offers more nutritional — although equally memorably named — merchandise.
Like Gun Gun Gurt for example.
A yoghurty, almost Yakult-like concoction, that, while not exactly reaching the dizzy heights of g-g-great, is nonetheless still good.
And, if its creamy and pleasant nature wasn’t enough of a sales point, it is also crammed full of calcium, which apparently makes it ideal for those not terribly tall.
Or, in rapidly ageing Japan, it could well be the perfect potion for pensioners hoping to impede osteoporosis.