Dear Tokyo Times,
What’s the most unpleasant thing you’ve ever seen in Japan, scary, sickening or otherwise?
During my time in Japan, Paul, there have been many things that have stuck in the mind, both good and bad, but perhaps none with the same burned into the back of the brain whether you like it or not intensity as this lycra-covered lump.
An image that messes with the mind even more when looked at in all its lime green leotard-clad lustre.
A ‘young lady’, who despite her pleasant persona, continues to haunt my dreams, frequently joining forces with her companions who are almost as questionable as her crotch.
Apologies to those who have seen the pictures before, but my therapist insists that I confront my memories head on, rather than cowardly trying to conceal them.